Calamity JayThe Dumbest Best Idea2009. In a past life. I moved to Los Angeles and my timing quite cleverly coincided with a massive recession and the housing bubble crisis.Jun 3, 2023Jun 3, 2023
Calamity JayDisney Laid Me Off & It Was The Best Thing That Could Have Possibly HappenedA lot of my friends are going through layoffs these days, and layoffs suck. Theme Park Layoffs, however, are some next-level Capital-S…Feb 19, 2021Feb 19, 2021
Calamity JayNocturnal Nostalgia: HHN Blog 52007 was the Carnival of Carnage, and I was OBSESSED with my costume. I was to be a Zebra, which doesn’t sound particularly scary at first…Oct 27, 2020Oct 27, 2020
Calamity JayNocturnal Nostalgia: HHN Blog 4In 2006, Universal Orlando held a Sweet 16 theme for HHN. My friend Frankie Ficarelli and I were on stilts and on microphone, as twin…Oct 27, 2020Oct 27, 2020
Calamity JayNocturnal Nostalgia: HHN Blog 3In 2001, 9/11 had just happened and it was a weird season. Universal had gone through its New York area and removed any red lights from…Oct 26, 2020Oct 26, 2020
Calamity JayNocturnal Nostalgia: HHN Blog 2In the year 2000, I was a Witch. Technically, I was THE Witch, from Hansel and Gretel, in the Scary Tales House. I had a bad-ass black…Oct 25, 2020Oct 25, 2020
Calamity JayNocturnal Nostalgia: HHN Blog 1My very first year performing at Halloween Horror Nights was 1999. I was a young Shrub, (literally) just 19 years old and…Oct 24, 2020Oct 24, 2020
Calamity JayThe Time I Got Trapped in a $12,000 DressI wouldn’t consider myself a Person of Size. I might be Curve-Curious though because I think those lace garter thigh things are sexy as…Aug 15, 2020Aug 15, 2020
Calamity JayBreath Work & Time Travel, Zoom-EditionYou don’t want me in your yoga class.Aug 13, 2020Aug 13, 2020
